AGV We Hardly Knew Ye

(AP) In a stunning display of brilliant politics, the AGV has constitutionally abolished his campaign to concentrate on a cataclysmic explosion at the new whig ale factory, his campaign headquarters. The explosion took place about 6 am and there were no injuries or fatalities reported. That is until the the AGV arrived on the scene. In his zeal to shore up the cascading flood of newly brewed ale, the AGV inadvertently slaughtered 1000s, not only his Republican Ale Guard elite, the workers the plant, but also scores of innocent bystanders who, in his own words wouldn't "get out of my way, D*** it!!!" The AGV issued the following heartlfelt apology on the cartoon network shortly afterwards:

"Gentlemen, I would like to apologize from the depths of my Very Soul, for the tragic loss of life that occurred this morning. But let it be known that these Brave Martyrs shall not have died in vain, but shall have sacrificed their lives for that most precious Commodity, Freedom. Freedom from the taint of Communist Lagers and Socialist Brews!! Freedom from the Slavery of Bondage!!! Gentlemen I would like to say that at this juncture the State of the Ale is Hale and Healthy, and lathers like the Bountiful Oceans that caress the Shores of our Land... Gentlemen I have Grand Vision for Humanity, not of going back into the Aleless Age of our Primeval Ancestors as my opponents would have it, but forward into Heady Intoxication, hand in hand with our Friends and so- called enemies, until we reach the Seductive Coast of the Paradise that is the New Whig Order... Our real enemies, the opposition party, shall meet with a Fate most wretched however... they shall be the mere lackeys that tilt the bottles to Our Lips and wipe Our Mouths when we are done... Gentlemen, I BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!"


Astrology contest.1) Name the astrologer who cannot tell right from left!!! 2) Name the astrologer who gave Sarah Palin a brief sign-change operation!! 3) Name the curmudgeon ranting about over-emphasizing an astrological phenomenon, when he/she itself does the same kind of thing constantly, while underrating things that are important!! Win fun prizes.

Horoscope: Show the inner brilliance of your inert matter. Change your crystalline structure, or ask someone with a hammer to do it for you.

and her yah go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcELyKkOAak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUtYP52Ijvc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEHlZN7U7Tk&feature=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubOI9yY55JU
Don't be surprised if it comes back.