Gentlemen, Gentlemen, Gentlemen...

Here is a special message from the AGV, (Assistant Grand Vizier of the New Whig Party) throwing his head into the ring at this late date, catching the pundits unaware, and the vaults of ale unprotected. He held forth recently from the caboose of a whistle stop tour of the breweries on his vast personal estate.

"Most Excellent Gentlemen, etc! Now is the time to stretch the Bootstraps of the Nation into interesting shapes! While Lesser Men dwell on Defeat, and Misery, the Resplendent AGV plunges, naked and savage into the Toothy Crux of the purported "Economic Crisis". The AGV shall, at great Personal Expense, and Privy Risk, abandon his recently as yet incomplete Grand Inventory of the Ales, and insure that no hard-working American Patriot shall go without a delicious Source of Intoxication during this Dark Age... A Lager in every Sloop, and an Ale in every Homestead...and of course a delicious chicken dinner in every Garage... Gentlemen, I must confess at this juncture that my Profound and Sincere Compassion for the Aleless Downtrodden in our great land brings me well nigh unto tears...Gentlemen, I wax wondrous Wroth in the Contemplation of the Unjust and Undeserved Plight of of the Innocent Masses!! Tendre Children never beholding the Wondrous Realm of Stale Hamms!!! Street Urchins unable to sample the glories of Fetid Falstaff!!! Nay, Gentlemen, it Shall not stand!!! as long as your Servant, the AGV has breath to Wheeze, the streets of our Fair Nation shall flow with Stickiest Brew, and any Nation or Brewery that shall feign stand between the Citizenry and it's Blackout Birthright, shall witness the Force of the Tetragrammatonical Rage of the AGV as He is used as the Humble Instrument of Scantily Clad Liberty, Gentlemen, I... I HATE these twist off caps!!! What Idiot came up with THIS idea??!!? Where is that d*** opener??!!??.... I..." The AGV, after regaining the ability to distinguish discrete objects in space, then posed with Stacked Foreign Dignitaries for the rest of the evening, till he got really dizzy and had to rest for while...

VOTE NEW WHIG 2008, GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!! paid for by AGV/Pabst Blue Ribbon for Change and Hope.

Here are some tunes that the AGV performed when he was channeling projectile vomit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNUx0-XEfw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp-is6S_b_g&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rnCXRfJu_k

Great and Grand songs all, but only properly "laid down" by the AGV...