The misadventures of Chump

Here is the latest installment of that great American saga the life and misadventures of Chump. Chump is really the last of the Great American Heroes, even though he is completely oblivious to that fact. He is the true protoarchetype of archetypal heroes, putting such fraudulent pretenders such as Odysseus, Osiris, Charlemagne, John Wayne and George Bush to eternal shame. Please enjoy his nearly illegible escapades, as he charms, edifies and thoroughly confuses. And if any of you have a Phd in operating Microsoft paint, drop me a line. I may be the worlds worst artist, other than some spastic lemurs, but it does look at least little better when I put sloppy ink to paper than trying to use this this soulless software. If the donations keep rolling in like the waters of the Flood, then I will be able to by an experimental scanner on ebay soon, solving that problem. Maybe the cartoons have a certain rough charm anyway, emphasizing the child like imagination that produced them. Or maybe not. So here he is, the grand showman of the cusp of the Age of Aquarius- Chump!!

And what terrible cartoon would be complete without music? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEep67akIn4 Oh what the perdition here is another
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgWQ1erBnMo&feature=related Not the one I wanted but the other wasn't loud enough (yeah right) 10 more and you have an album.

And a horoscope for those who find being acerebrate so freeing:
Call that person that you have been thinking about for lo these many lifetimes. You will learn something. Even daffy ducklings are capable of imprinting. if you don't have a phone, or are in such a tizzy you can't differentiate one object from another, have your keeper email them. Attaboy. As you rise to the glittery depths of syrupy egomania, your eyes will be opened to your nudity and the nudity of the peak you have been climbing, as you are dashed back into the nurturing slime of Mother primordial ooze, which then promptly rejects you as too low on the evolutionary scale for Her tastes. You will then be relieved to be find yourself in your true position- where you have really been all along. Nowhere to go but up.